My First Book is out!

I am absolutely thrilled to announce that my long-awaited (by me anyhow) first-ever, “adult children’s book” (well, they have adult coloring books, don’t they? So why not an adult children’s book?) is out! Please check it out here or here. I wrote it for my son who is serving in the United States Airforce. The book features his two mini lop bunnies (who are in the military, of course) and many of my own pets. I consider it an “adult children’s book” because most children’s books don’t feature mortgage foreclosure schemes as the plot, or take pot shots at process servers. But it’s all in fun.

Here’s an enticing preview of the book:

When the United States Bunnairforce’s food supplies from the Cottontail Connection suddenly stop, and the four bunnscouts sent to investigate are never heard from again, the Bunnairforce decides on a new plan of action. Summoned from her retirement, Colonel L.B. Whiskers—accompanied by her executive assistant, Bunnairman Last Class Q-Tip—is ordered to meet with Major General Holland forthwith. Having received a message from an anonymous duck, the major general sends the intrepid bunnies off in search of Goodman’s Farm in Beautiful Valley to find the duck and get to the bottom of what is going on. Aided and abetted by a menagerie of farm animals, Colonel and Q-Tip find themselves trying to unravel the connection between the farms in Beautiful Valley being foreclosed on, several lost pets, the four missing bunnscouts, and mysterious goings-on with the local Mail Snail. Are these purely coincidental, or is something sinister afoot? Will the two bunnies solve the conundrum, or will they meet the same fate as the bunnscouts? Get your copy of Colonel Whiskers and the Great Farm Heist to find out!


And for your viewing pleasure, here is the cover of the book!

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Check out my second Children’s book!

Couscous, a Most Extraordinary Goose

What happens when Jackie, a feisty Yorkshire Terrier goes looking for trouble in a neighborhood plagued by Chupadogras?

She finds it of course.

With an entire pack of monstrous Chupadogras hot on her tail and no help in sight, Jackie has bitten off more than she can chew this time.

Will Jackie make it home before the pack gets her? Can anyone save her from the slavering jaws of the mythical Chupadogras?

Grab your copy of Couscous, a Most Extraordinary Goose and find out!

Ok, so this one isn’t really for little kids - it’s a personalized pet book written for the owners. But I think it’s funny and the illustrations are amazing!

Check it out on my Amazon Author Page here or you can find it here.

And here’s a sneak peak at the cover and inside the book!

 
 

And stay tuned for my next children’s book: Tails from the Bench, another personalized pet story featuring a mixed breed dog who loves to play hockey, but really isn’t any good at it. He’s a third-stringer who never gives up on his dream of playing hockey.